I'm just tryin' to go home

Let's talk about all the things I saw on my way home from work today:

When I left my office at 7PM there was such a crazy storm happening, it looked more like midnight.
When I was locking the door, there were 2 guys and 1 girl standing outside my shop getting their pictures taken. Wearing ONLY plastic garbage bags.
I saw 1 boobie from the side and one of the guys pubes.
I had to save the girl from tripping over the actual garbage I was taking to the curb. (This is when I saw the boobie)
It takes 20 seconds to get from my office to the subway entrance and in that time I was soaked to the bone.
I stopped at Tim Hortons to get a sandwich on the way to the subway and the very nice gentleman taking my order told me how much he liked my hair, and that it was very stylish.
This took him about 2 minutes to say because he had a really bad stammer. I wanted to finish his sentence for him, but I would have felt weird complementing myself.
The entrance to Dundas Subway smelled so badly of FART.
There was a VERY pregnant girl sitting in front of where I was standing on the subway car. SHE WAS HAVING LABOR PAINS!! She had a friend with her holding her hand and telling her how to breath. The pregnant girl kept standing up and leaning against the seats. I got scared and moved further away...I didn't want to see anything fall from her... I DID NOT want to feel like had to help or catch anything.
When I got outside again, the sky was green.

That's a lot of crazy in 35 minutes!